La's definitions of a day

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Budgeting
- A mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. A. A. Latimer 

Civilized
- When you take a bath. When you don't take a bath, you are cultured. Lin Yutang 

Consistency
- The last refuge of the unimaginative. Oscar Wilde 

Experience 
- What you've got when you're too old to get a job. Leon Abramson

- Not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. Aldous Huxley 

Labor
- The happiness of men consists in life. And life is in labor. Leon Tolstoy

- An activity by which money is pumped from one pocket into another. Anon.

Money
- A guarantee that we may have what we want in the future. Though we need nothing at the moment, it insures the possibility of satisfying a necessary desire when it arises. Aristotle