La's Definitions of a day

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PEDANT
- One who has read everything and remembered it. Josh Billings
- A person who knows all the answers but doesn't understand the questions.Warren Goldberg
- One who thinks he thinks. Anon.

OPTIMIST
- The sort of man who marries his sister's best friend.Henry Louis Mencken

PESSIMIST
- One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.Anon