La's Definitions of a day

Bachelor

- A man who never makes the same mistake once. Ed Wynn

- One who is nice to women all his life. Anon. 

Banker

- A fellow who hands you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain 

Bargain

- A transaction in which each participant thinks he has cheated the other. Anon. 

Bigamy

- Having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde

А как бы я жила без подобных кошачевыходок?