La's Definitions of a day

ЗВЕРИ И ЛЮДИ
Dog
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and his dog. Mark Twain

Тигры и мондавошки
- Тигры, например, уважают львов, слонов и гиппопотамов. Мандавошки — никого! Довлатов

PEOPLE, THE
- There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating "people who know absolutely everything and people who know absolutely nothing. Oscar Wilde

PHILOSOPHER

- A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. Lord Bowen
- One you never go to for advice. Eugene E. Brussell
- A person who will not believe what he sees because he is too busy speculating about what he does not see. La Bovier de Fontenelle
- People who talk about something they don't understand, and make you think it's your fault. Anon

ZOO
- A place which prevents people from getting at the animals. Anon